Chapter 5.0

”So you got royally fucked up, damn, tell me more”

”I dont know much, they came in, forced me down, screwed in and told about the website i had to build. And yes, its cult.”

I needed powerful allies, i had heard about this guy called Redstag, he was handsome bastard with willingness to die for a living, just the right material. I found him in a shooting gallery, he was shooting with Kloacker Kustom with 45 round mag, all straight to the heart of this target practice poster zombie. It was a pistol with longest magazine i had seen ever. So this was the guy.

”Hello monsieur”

”No monsieur, just a soul with feeling.”

”Alrighty then. I got a mission in hand, its real creepy shit, a cult i wanted to steal and rob and harm, you in or what?”

”No fucking way man, they might have too much coverage”

”I checked it out, its three bullshitter brain damagers and some church, we dont do the churc, thats where they catch people.”

”Okay, sounds like a plan, do we need more people?”

”How good you are, i think pretty damn good shooting”

”Yeah, something like that, i dont know, ive been shooting, trooting and burning my old beings that were cursed”

”Interesting, you done with that?”

”Yeah, im pretty spent on living like a fucking normo”

”Hell yeah, this is the guy i wanted, Redstag right?”

”Yes”

I figured out we needed to find these guys.

”You know anyone who tracks people”

”I do, with my laptop”

”Start please”

Planning was a ahead, we drove two cars at my place and i put on my screen table. Quickly he started searching the web and profile places and figured out they were on some sites. He started at creep places, gun trading and other bullshit these guys were up to. No avail for awhile, cigarettes, bottle of wine and two cups of coffee later we had only found (i knew how to search a little too) some church members, a fucked up priest and car service they were using because the church members were hired guns for the thing.

We hired investigator to talk to some of the members, we gained not much info or location of the three creeps, just that they existed and talked to the priest one time and they were feeling weird from the masses they held with weird music and trance like state. And complained their brains were not working, they also got shutdown somehow and then find some weird marking back of their head. Chipping had happened i bet, fucking hell, like dogs, dogs for slaughter or cattle, cattle decapitation. Real evil stuff. I didnt like it one bit, at least they were alive and it wasnt a misshap.

I think we needed to stalk the backside of the church, there was a parking lot, we just lazily drove Redstag's car that was not notworthy in and had some burgers, nothing, nothing at all was happening, we were way too early, maybe a movie in the car. Old musings and new turbo charged movie with cybernetics tough guys, brawling, fighting all kind of waiting, we had to wait, ugh, i was bored, toes, i was twirling toes in my boots, there was a worm too, hello worm, i threw it out of window, last days been rough i thought.

There it was the priest, we leaned back, wearing black sunglasses and leery eyed the creep. There he was in white car. Real pimp vibes on this one. He went in and dragged a girl out by his hand in his car. And started to drive off. We leaned back in and started to follow. Scurving we did down the alleys in quick bit. Alley cat jumped, so did our car, real bumpy this wannabe pimp's way so far. Then screeching halt for him, slow push for us in a bit. We parked behind a trash container. The priest was dragging her arm again with stave in his hand, what the fuck. Was this a sacrifice, rape or some kind of anal insertion we were about to see, it seemed there were no watchers. We didnt need to enroll, the door was locked thought, i used my newly acuired door drill of small kind, bzzzt, it unlocked the door in twisty manner. I peeked in, nothing but normal decoration, table with old phone and we went in X formation, i mean me first, Redstag behind so a crooked V or an X! Always an X. Scanned and nothing, we needed to go up, up the stairs, two guns loaded ready for anything. I guessed this creepophile lives alone mostly. Brah, we rolled in on the door open and what we see, CHAOS PURE FUCKING HELL AAARRRHGH or not, the girl was bent over and this guy was lubing up the stave, i was right! He was gonna vampire stab this poor lady's behind. I had a muscle spasm gun cos we wanted to investigate this guy, it shot a ”stunning laser”. The guy started to scream, i hit his back muscle and it started to twist, holy hell this thing was powerful. Snubnose blasta it was called with seriously weird load. The girl run away, we let her, i guess she would not be back. 

So torture, we had to torture info out of this man. We tied him to a chair with tape we had brought.

”I'm never giving them up, they made me, ME”

”So be it, we can handle this”

I started to slice thigh of this creep.

”Hahaha i will never tell.”

”Alrighty then”

”Redstag, your turn”

He started to cut his finger off.

”Okay okay okay, i will tell, the three”

”Yes, we aint fucking around”

”They came up with a plan, they put me as a priest, drove old service people out of this establishment and i would get some free pussy and great brain, they never fixed my brain but i saw what they did to others. They fucked up with some kind of chip on their brain when they were out, they gassed the church.”

”Oh yes, where do they live?”

”Yes, they live nearby in a apartment building. It's near a butcher shop that sells hot wings and stuff”

”Where”

”In URANUS AHAHAHAHA”

I strike the knife thru his stomach.

”Where”

”Okay okay, settle” He spitted blood

”Down, it's Halibut street 45”

”Okey dokey”

BOOM HEADSHOT. Brains flying to fucking shit all over the place.

”Hehe”

”That's enough, of you”

”Let's go”

”Yeah. Hell ride is about to begin”

Redstag smirked when he wiped some blood off his face. We headed outside, the girl outside was happy and flashed boobies, haha, classic. We get to the car, GPS on, okay here they are.

”You ready?”

”Yes, these motherfuckers had it coming.”

The world is a weird place to live in. But we are making it better one crook at time i thought, actually i just wanted to steal their shit but y'know, the world keeps spinning on it's crooked axis. We had to play this thing right, i was sure it was gonna be some kind of new dimensional fucked up situation. We arrived at Halibut. It was very quiet. The meat shop was closed down, probably the three had handled it. There was a black cat. It meowed at us. Good, some thing living here still that weren't fucked up. Good purring machine, indeed. I started to drill the keylock. Bzzzt. Unlocked, then silently in, Redstag had his thang on him, i had mine blasta set on death. We climbed the stairs, there were three household doors, they were at the top. Another keylock, another drill. It unlocked, even thought it was a metal door it was easy to unlock. The apartment was kind of on the small side, normal, hmm. Redstag kicked the door.

”HELLO FUCKERS”

2 of them were at sofa that was located 20 steps in front of us. They were watching a surgery video. Redstag shot a burst, the other one jumped on the floor. I shot but missed breaking the TV. They started shooting, it hit my leg. Regular 9mm, it hurt like hell.

”Aaarrgh fuck”

”Get em get em”

Redstag shot thru the sofa, hitting his back.

”I surrender”

I quickly surrogated my leg with a strap i had in my pocket, it was good to be ready for anything. They had a chipping gun on the table. Next to the sofa. There was 2 bedrooms and a kitchen. The fridge had weird meat on it, perhaps human. We had taped up the guy whose back was fucked on the sofa. The bedroom had collection of sex stuff, whips, bondage and dildos and a fucking machine. There was a picture of weird guy on the other one with the text SURRENDER written under it.

 

Interesting.

”What the fuck are you guys doing here, human meat and chipping, what the fuck?”

”We are evil, evil evil evil. Brrrbbrbbrzzzttt”

”What”

”Brrbbmmzzznm”

”I think his brain is frying”

”Let em fry” Redstag said.

His mouth started foaming, blood from eyes, tongue swollen, his back of head processor started to smoke and electric currents running loud. Yep, this guy was done for. Dry hitting brain indeed, all kaput. We were done, we took the chipper gun and map we found with us and left. I wondered where the third guy was, or was he the SURRENDER fellow. Situation needed some salt and pepper perhaps. We headed to a burger joint to discuss the map we found. It was someone's place middle of nowhere, we would need a swamp boat to get there. The chipper would be hard thing to sell or maybe i just kept it as a souvenier. The third one was at the end of the map i bet. Good bet Redstag said.