Chapter 6.0

    We slept at cheap motel. I kicked the soda machine, it was almost empty, soda for starting the day right, i stretched my back. We had hotdogs and drove, sun was up, we would need to hit this hillbilly place and get us a swamp boat. We searched the internet for a spot. It was Jim's fishing and baiting. We arrived soon, the swamp boat wasn't that expensive. We started our trip, we had gathered some supplies if it took too long. The map was hand drawn so we didnt know how long it was gonna take. We needed to find a big rock first. Hmph, this was almost like drawn like a child, this dude had massive problems in brain department i bet. We started our trip, wind was howling, fishes jumping, the sun was hot, so hell yeah we be driving. We ramped up the motor the swamp boat was smooth saling, hydroplaning. Two beers later the big rock was 5 miles from starting point. It was half way there. Then we needed find a big tree growing in field. Boat passed us, we didnt pay attention, it was a fisher. We took alcoholic beer pisses and went forward drinking beers. Next one would be a snake like tree, real gangly gnarly like. We took some slurps of twangy wodka drink. So we were gonan fuck up this guy real good, maybe he was SURRENDER we photographed and it was some moustached guy. Soon we would find out, it was only few miles to their pier. We put the motor on almost silent and sailed onward. Closing on pier with beers, the mansion middle of nowhere seemed pretty goddamn empty and worn down. Shit was gonna go down. We arrived, we hinged boat to the pier. Two guns, two men, one destination to kill this guy and get answers. Or vice versa. We creeped in closer, enrolling from tree to tree. Bazooka shot BOOM, shit was getting intense, we both started shooting, fucking hell, my blasta made the mansion burn. Smoke was emitting from two windows at the two story building. More enrolling towards the door. Redstag kicked it in. Both barrels, wait a minute no one home. It was gonna be paypack pursuit from that blast. Shadow appeared at the stairs, we took shots at it, my blasta made a huge hole in the wall. Paint strips were flying. We climbed the stairs Redstag on left, me at right. Redstag was covering fire while i would run, blast, his leg fell off.

”I GIVE UP” he yelled, he had one eye, some chip behind his head and ragged ninja clothing.

”The hell you are upto here in this bad presence”

”You fucked up my guys right? They disappeared from my brain signal radio.”

”Yes, so you guys are connected and grab brains”

”Yes, that's our job for the leader”

”What's your leader up to”

”Nothing and all, every brain, every grab, better second by second, hour by hour”

”Interesting, what the fuck did you do?”

”Grab after grab, i put the church in place for brain activity.”

”So chipping gets you a better brain? Or do you sell em”

”We tried but didn't get that far, it got me a better brain but it went dull yesterday.”

”Dull? You mean you lost it old man, adios”

”Wait-”

”Bullshit”

BOOM HEADSHOT

”Did you really need to do that?” Redstag said

”Yeah, these fucker had it coming”

”But what about the leader?”

”Yeah, well, i dunno man, i dont know”

”I hope we find some evidence.”

We searched the place up.

We found another chipper gun and big info booklet and a map about where about of these freaks. Holy shit, this was bigger than we thought, Redstag and i got scared a little bit.

”Maybe this was more than we could chew on.”

”Hmm... maybe, maybe not, if they are this scattered”

”Indeed”

We checked the map, nowhere near hear, it was Delta B caltron X, and we started to head back, drank our last beer and wodka and returned the boat, it was getting late, sun was setting in. We started drive back to the motel, it was a long 2 days and we only got 2 chipper bazookas that would really put that chip in with force. We arrived at the motel, there were weirdos waiting, fuck. Quick movie turn later we were heading out, the weirdos jumped in the car and started to follow. Redstag started to empty his mag, bullets exploding in the hood of the car, he got the second guy on the left. They started to shoot, we needed to scurve but it was straight road, our back window exploded, the bullet hit his shoulder.

”Son of a bitch”

”Damn”

We scurved to a field in fast pace, i jumped out belly flopped and started shooting, they were ass hanging out trying to hit us from the back windows. I hit the guy on right, his half torso mistified from the blast. Redstag hit the other, the driver lifted his hands up and stepped out.

”Who are you guys”

”We are the guys you are after”

”Siiike, we dont know jackshit about you guys, whose the bossman”

”I will never tell, do return those chippers and you can go to your own hell”

”Never, i need some good dosh.”

I shot his leg, it exploded.

”FUCKING HELL ARRRGGHIIIYYYY”

”Just no and pthyi to you, who the fuck is the leader”

”Never tel-”

Redstag bursted him.

”Fuck these guys, they wont tell jackshit.

And indeed they were all chipped with processors on back of their heads, we took the weapons and phones. These items would bring that dosh. We started to drive, i hope cops would not show up and ask questions about the condition of the car, we would need to find a dealer soon. We drove to barter town that was close. It was too late thought, we parked the thing in big parking lot full of cars, leaned back and tried to sleep. I saw a dream about better future where i had a wife, i woke up pretty mellow and kind of sad, sniff. Well i dont have that future but i had money in mind, we stopped at Hank's old arms, old lanky man with lot of guns, he bought the phones we couldn't open and guns we got, we would need a special dealer for the chipping bazookas that were too highly illegal. We saw this mucled up guy, he was called Joe, we asked if he knew about illegal trading here and said not in this town, but he knew a guy who would buy our mobile. We put some blankets over the guns we got from Hank and traded in the car for cheaper one, we still got good 25% of the car's price, it was fucked so it was a decent deal. We put the chippers in new car's trunk and drove off. The big city would handle this or maybe we should break em, internet was an option too, like asian market.

The road hit us, new rubbers burning. We had bought oldschool car cos it was cheap as fuck. We were on our way to epitath, journey to victory, scum killers unite! I thought. The car was called Spermatozoa, it was a funny name so we picked it on that principle.

We arrived at the city Delta. We gotta get comfy, sit in some cafe and get a top of this deal, once we were healed. Nanobots surgery after I put metal plate on my fucked foot and Redstag had oldschool stitches. We started to sit at cafe. Internet was looming with dealers but we needed a special guy, or a pal, or a buddy. And no retarded shit, we needed to get smart about this.

”Bingo, this guy lives in asia and wants to do a deal.” Redstag said

Then we needed a postal service type but not real post. They would sniff out the stuff. This was my job, i left Redstag be and drove to the port. At the port i hit a bar, i found some old creeps that were working on a shipyard, they would handle the package and i would oversee it being packaged into a sea container. Redstag drove the car at the meeting place cos i used a bus.

At the meeting place, no names, just thangs, money traded hands, packaging happened, the buyer got a picture of the opened package before we sended, cha-ching said my account. I also paid Redstag.

At home I used VPN and posted the SURRENDER to the internet. No results first, then someone said why you posting this and ranted a long rant how you shouldn't post weird people. And got banned, image deleted, i was into something. But this wasn't the way, some people started to shitpost it as a meme as a prank.


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