Chapter 9.0

I went out for a cigarette and looked at stars, the city put lights out in the night for some reason but this really opened up my thoughts. Hoagie, i gotta get a hoagie, luckily i had visited a shop earlier. Cheese a plenty with red onion, mustard and ketchup. Best food of mankind i thought. Simple reciple.

I went walking.

Creepy guy with moustache approached me, he shined his vampire fangs at me in the moonlight.

”Howdy”

”No”

I got quickly inside. The guy got running past me outside. Howling, i wondered what kind of lunatic he was. Maybe i should investigate, he run towards cemetary. I took my Mind Meddler gun that was now loaded and went hunting for a vampire.

At the cemetary there indeed was a vampire meetup, damn, more of these fools, i choose mystery mode but i had to get closer. From grave to grave i hopped, jumped and enrolled. I rolled to stations, there was three. One two three i shot, one went blind, one started to dance and the third one wondered who the fuck he was meetin and run away, near me, i had to duck and cover, luckily light didn't hit me. The blinding didn't last long and the vampire started to maul and pound at the dancer but he quickly made some moves to dance away from the being. Twisted his arms up and karate chopped him in the neck, she fell down.

”Why are you dancing idiot?”

”Dance dance revolution baby, i was born to dance”

He pranced around again and again. The female vampire left after saying.

”Pthyi what the fuck, i thought we were gonna kill someone and drink his blood”

”Not now dear, i be dancing dancing, dancing in the moonlight sonata of the underworld, can't you see?”

”No, i see a dancing princess in trousers”

”No, im prince of the darkness”

”No, you are a faggot”

”No no dear, i had my fair share lady pleasure”

”Im fucking off, i need a manlier man, you are just a sissy”

”No, just dancer”

He started to boogie. The lady went off. I was ready to make contact, who was this dancing vampire, he wasn't the guy i followed, he walked away early.

”Hey you, whatcha doing over there?”

”Dancing, i feel like dancing again, i used to be dance maniac back in the day”

”So you like dancing huh, does that get lot's of ladies”

”Men, but i didn't fancy them, hahaa, dancing was my salt and pepper of life, eventually i got the ladies, with the moves”

”Alright, so what is this vampire business, you guys just kill or what?”

”No, we drink blood and sometimes they are voluntary.”

”Sometimes? So you would just go out and bite somebody?”

”Yes, freak isn't it”

”Yes, im going”

”Yes, i won't bite you, you are armed and shot us, didn't'cha”

”Yeah, i wanted to test this thing out man”

”Okay, no worries, im a dancer”

I walked back home, the female vampire was showing her tits to some guys and they walked off. Succulent meat she said on her way out of my vision. Back at home took a shower and before that checked the locks and put curtains on every window. I fell asleep midway this detective movie that was on TV.

The next day i called Redstag.

”How is it going?”

”Nothing much, smoking cigarettes and this SURRENDER guy was much deeper than i thought, i found him in newspaper associating with very important people, i think we should cancel the attack on him and maybe do some other strikes at much more moolah on street level”

”Sounds like a plan, you got any ideas and whereabouts?”

”I checked the beer in real life and associated with some bozos who hated this gang and i would say full entry penetration to the fullest with maximum firepower”

”So where is it?”

”I'll come visit your establishment and we will talk, never trust these phone lines”

I went to shop to get some beers and some pea soup and other grub. I waited for an hour and he finally came.

”I just was in a car chase man, these maniacs are on the loose from country side i think with a chrome pickup. One guy strapped to the back of the truck with an autorifle.”

”OH HELL NO, THEY coming after us.”

”Yes, we bite too big of a bite, they screamed never surrender, i think it's their slogan.”

”Hot damn they be crazy.”

”Yes, all psychos, im glad i got away, i had to scurve like maniac and finally found some people and they went away.”

”Glad you survived, i need you, friend.”

”That's damn right, you got me into this mess and we are gonna get out of it together.”

We continued talking and came to conclusion of hitting smaller targets and getting that money. And I hope we won't be getting hit by the brain gang.

We went to a shady bar and started slamming drinks, cocktails etc, hard slamming for three hours, then we were starting to get drunk. There was an arm wrestling going on, i took part and lost. I should've known. Redstag standed by and witnessed the loss. He said.

”Never be an armed loser, always win your battles.”

”Yes yes, fucking hell i got caught up”

”Yup”

We heated to another bar, it was getting too rowdy. It was called Lisa's dirty hole, it was a smaller place with interesting items and trinkets. Slamming drinks again, i was getting woozy, my arm was sore, Redstag punched good 900 on the punching machine. Bam wham, down it goes the hatch, bourbon. We sat down again. A man approached us, he started to tell stories of street wars. He had gotten out of gang life by pure luck. The president was saying some shit in tv how crime was down and people up, but not up in arms. Hmph... they didn't know. So we asked the guy.

”You know any good sites to hit, jobs to offer?”

”Hmm... for a fair price”

”First half of the info, we need a good target, what he got”

”She, a she got loadsa everything, but i guess you want something easy to carry”

”Yeah, I read ya”

”So diamonds, probably some weird paraphenilia and some guns”

”So she's lady of power or what”

”Yeah, she got a cool couple of bodyguards and is loaded”

”So how much and is there a weak spot?”

”Yeah, for good 1000 petros you will get it”

”So here's the cash, what's gonna go down?”

”So here's the plan, there is an entrance to the side of the building used by servants”

”Where is it”

”Cauldron street 5, Delta sector”

”Okay, here's the cash, i bet you don't have a picture?”

”No, plan the rest yourself, bye”

And he left. Finally an new target. I got excited. My action nipples got kind of hard. Redstag was excited too.

”New flesh... i mean new target finally, fucking hell”

”Yeah, i think we should celebrate in a restaurant”

”Yes”

So we went to a beef saloon.

”Two big cowboy steaks please”

”And big beers”

Big tasty steaks were had, beers were drinked, night started to finally stop and turn into a day. I would have to investigate in disguise the place, i chose poncho and big mexican stetson. Windows were mostly closed but i did see a honky tonk lady inside, at the door there was an big ork. I went talk to the ork.

”So what's up big guy, is this good work”

”Work work, yes, i just sit or stand and check people, who are you?”

”Im mister mexico, i sell tortillas”

”Alright, i bet you won't sell tortillas here, what you doing?”

”Nothing, i just wanted to talk to an ork because i've never seen one, who lives here?”

”None of your business, move along”

”Bye and enjoy flavours of mexico”

I checked the side door and indeed there was no back entrance, only side door and front. This was excrusiatingly strongholded building. We should fuck shit up and invade. This would be piss easy entry. I went back home and slept and dreamed about killing.

They day started to be a good one. Whoo ooo, my mind was fizzling to kill some scum. I called Redstag. He came ASAP. We loaded up our guns, took bulletproof vests and it was gonna be hell on earth for this lady mofo.

We started driving to the place. Scurving. We shotgunned the ork, kicked his arse and stole the key, now this building would be under our control. Kick the door in, hello motherfuckers. Those who died were justified to do so. All evil, creepy fucks, they were having early drinking party, we crashed in like a hurricane of death. Body parts flying from shotgun blasts. We were having fun, the entrance lead to corridor, at the end there was a room, now full of bodies, three of them. In the corridor one dead. We checked the upper floor, we didn't see the lady, we didn't see anyone. We started looting, jewelry, diamonds, guns, even drugs, this lady was loaded with intense shit. We loaded up the car, mission successful.

We got into trading ASAP, guns were easy peasy, but the jewelry and diamonds were new to me. Redstag had investigated a trader in internet heart's of sub-communities. He had to contact the dealer and it took awhile, we got drunk. The dealer finally answered, date was set to due in 2 days. Time started to go slow, i even tried the rings on, they looked fancy. Fuck this was taking long, Redstag went shopping with the gun money we shared. Now he got two of them fuckers, double barrels, all akimbo, all stacked out with halo sights and lasers for quick fucking up. I visited shops and got a double barrel super shotgun.

Ork knocked on the door, it was from the house i bet, i rudely asked what's up, he said this and pulled a gun, i quickly shot him while i was wearing a mexican stetson from the letterbox opening and yelled.

”Two tortillas for you, you bastard, hot and spicy”

He fell down shooting in the air, two bullets had also penetrated the door from the upper part, Redstag got scared a bit and had jumped the sofa. I kicked the door open and finished him off. We had to get out with the loot and fast, we loaded up the car that was upfront and i would not return for a long time.

Finally the day came, we scurved in the empty parking between houses with no windows to it's direction and met the dealer, he had the dosh, we had the bling. He opened the trunk, so did we. Bag and suitcase were traded, we checked the money quickly and he said he knows how these things get not tracked. We agreed to meet again if something came up. The man seemed pretty legit, he went out first. We went our different ways and the deal was done.

We travelled to mysterious monoliths and stones nearby fields and had good time with weed and beers, we saw stars and wondered about mysteries surrounding us. We visited a cool car sales place. Watched some vehicles and walked around, kicked some cans, looked in, then out, then in again, we took the car called Terminazer and it was old school american muscle maschine. Car radio was playing some country, it went like this.

”Shot my pistol at the door

shot my pistol at the floor

i did know what i was doing

i was just loading and shooting”

We got some speed and coke from a man, we got it going man, hell yeah.

SNIIIIFF AAAAAARRRGH AAAA AAAA, two nostrils full shit got speedy as fuck on the brain department now, i was thinking all kinds of shit how world was together by duct tape and leaking oil. We started drifting every corner, every night from now on, it was on baby. Things got going real fast in a short period of time, just drifting like maniacs, meeting people, getting to know some gang shit about stealing cars and shit.